Welcome to the middle of 2018. Remember when I had that photo-retouching job and I sat in a dark room all day? That wasn't good for me. Now I sit in a sunny room, overlooking a bridge and a river and trying to think of a novelty event that will put me on the map. Here are some ideas:
-parallel parking contest
-frog jumping contest (gotta be careful, don't want to upset the animal rights activists)
-nearly-rotten food contest where you have nearly rotten food to cook with
Here's the thing, will it be as successful as my pig-petting contest.
Doubt it.